shit-facebooking
shit-facebooking by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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Shit-Facebooking
The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."
or
"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
or
Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
or
"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
or
Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
Shit-Facebooking by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010
Related Words
shit-facebooking • Shitfacedbooking • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick • shit the bed
Shit-facebooking
The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Shit-facebooking by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
Shitfacedbooking
The act of using Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Shitfacedbooking by stacks121 December 10, 2008
Shitfacebooking
When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Shitfacebooking by chuckerman September 20, 2009
Shitfacedbooking
Shitfacedbooking by TCPDX September 2, 2009
shitfacebooking
shitfacebooking by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010
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