Shit-Cargo 

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

Shit-Cargo by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014

cargo shit 

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.

1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."

cargo shit by Ben & Milkey May 8, 2008

Shitcago 

Cold, grey murder capital of the midwest. Life is so bad in Shitcago that the Cubs seem like a good baseball team to watch! Home of really bad haircuts.

Look, Shitcago is on fire again. Oh well, it's probably for the best.

Shitcago by Bears still suck! January 2, 2009

go to Shitcago 

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

go to Shitcago by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcago 

Popular nickname for the redneck douchebag capital of the Midwest, more commonly known as "Chicago". See "Chicago".

Ever been to Shitcago? It's a great town, if your a redneck douchebag, or a submissive colored guy. You think east coast guidos are bad? You've never been to Shitcago.

Shitcago by CulturalEye March 15, 2007

Shitcago 

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

Shitcago by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcago 

Not New Jersey.

Yeah I'm from Shitcago. It's not anything like New Jersey... :(.

Tree, tree, farm, tree, cow, farm, farm, cow, corn,......corn...tree

Shitcago by [DrunkenBusDriver] February 29, 2004