Shit the stick 

To Fuck around, Hang out, or Chill. Various activities - none of which are productive. A general activity for many young americans.

Dave: "Yo bro call me this weekend we can shit the stick."

Clark: "Yeah man, for sure."

Shit the stick by Bingo Gringo March 27, 2011

the shit end of the stick 

My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.

He got the shit end of the stick.

the shit end of the stick by jp0 August 9, 2018

shit end of the stick 

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

shit end of the stick by Krautings October 13, 2008

shit end of the stick 

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

shit end of the stick by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

Shit end of the stick 

Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract

Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.

Shit end of the stick by Millerrtime613 August 24, 2017

SHIT END OF THE STICK 

ASS TO MOUTH, AFTER ANAL WHEN YOU GET YOUR DICK SUCKED

I FUCKED HER ASS SO GO GOOD AND THEN SHE GAVE ME HEAD, I MADE SURE SHE GOT THE SHIT END OF THE STICK....

SHIT END OF THE STICK by datkrazymexikan December 2, 2010

shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.

1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!

shit sticks to the lion by twotoTandy March 26, 2008