An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018
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