Shit spitter

Cunt that talks shit

Shelley is a shit spitter

Shit spitter by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

shitty shit shitter 

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.

You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.

shitty shit shitter by Nubscrubadubdub May 24, 2016

High Velocity Shit Spatter 

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

High Velocity Shit Spatter by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

shit-shitter 

when one inserts a firefly into one's anal passage in the hope that one's fart will glow.

amanda: i tried to shit-shitter last night.
ciara: did it work?
amanda: no.
ciara: better luck next time, mate.

shit-shitter by logicfuckery December 29, 2013

Shit Show of Shittery

When everything that will go wrong does go wrong. An event of grand scale of utter shit. When all your shit of your life is just non-stop, it's a shit show of shittery.

My life is a complete shit show of shittery !!!
What's with all this shit show of shittery happenin' here ?
My life sucks. It has plenty of shit shittery goin' on.

Shit Show of Shittery by missappleinthahouse February 20, 2011

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter 

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010