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When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.

"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"

shit run by -lexiie December 3, 2009

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shit & run

ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs ...

Bobby: What do you want to do tonight?
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it

later maria opens her door

Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...

shit & run by Abi and Katie July 4, 2008

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Shit & Run

When you can't hold your shit in and you have to stop at a random building just to use the bathroom.

Guy #1: Dude, what took you so long?

Guy #2: Sorry I had to do a shit & run.

Shit & Run by Applesowce8572 December 23, 2016

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Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

Shit & Run by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

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Shit and run

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

Shit and run by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

Word of the Day on February 28, 2018

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Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench

Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!

Shit-n-run by Alsk April 6, 2015

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A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

A shit and run by zacherzach November 6, 2016

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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