Definitions by Applesowce8572

Eefbeef

A word that means anything and everything, in every context, including but not limited to your penis.

Person 1: "Sugma eefbeef"
Person 2: "No u, eefbeef.

Eefbeef by Applesowce8572 January 20, 2019

Nympho-Symphony 

The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.

Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?

Nympho-Symphony by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017

Nympho-Symphony 

The combination of grunts, moans,

and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.

Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?

Nympho-Symphony by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017

Impregnating the DMs 

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~

Impregnating the DMs by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017

Shit & Run

When you can't hold your shit in and you have to stop at a random building just to use the bathroom.

Guy #1: Dude, what took you so long?

Guy #2: Sorry I had to do a shit & run.

Shit & Run by Applesowce8572 December 23, 2016