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shit rim 

I sure cannot wait for Jake to pleasure my shit rim.
shit rim by nurse mitchell June 8, 2018
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Shit rim 

The rim of shit around the water’s edge on an uncleaned toilet.
Ray: Damn dude, I had to drop a massive ass blast in the bathroom but there was a shit rim so I just did it outside

John: Bruh it’s just a shit rim not like ur gonna die
Shit rim by TheOneAndOnlyNobody February 4, 2021

Shit Guzzling Rim Jock 

1. Homosexual

2. Stupid Person, usually male, but not always.

3. Slutty Gay,

4. fun insult
1. Dude, turns out my best freinds brother is a shit guzzling rim jock

2. Oh! look what she did to my hoover.. shit guzzling rim jock!

3. Whoa slow down man, you are turning into a shit guzzling rim jock

4. shut up man, you shit guzzling rim jock
When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.
Fuck I’m out of toilet paper, I guess I’ll shitrim again.
Shitrim by LingoMango January 9, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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