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shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval
Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.
shit mother by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! 

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

shit mother fuck 

this can mean just about anything. It can be used as a noun, adj, or even a verb.
EX: can you pass the shit mother fuck?

how was your day and shit mother fuck?

Yeah, I had to do the dishes and shit mother fuck.

do you like her and shit mother fuck?
shit mother fuck by slayerwill9 March 12, 2010

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
shit mother dick by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

redneck chicken shit mother fucker 

A combination of words made up by Snoop Dogg on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
for the Police / Cops / Fuzz / Pigs .
Look at all those Redneck chicken shit mother fuckers at the donut shop.