shit mate 

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

shit mate by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Shit Mate 

Callum Blair

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!

Shit Mate by Jevs92 May 9, 2010

Shit Mate 

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

Shit Mate by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

shit mate i just sharted 

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

shit mate i just sharted by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Ah shit mate 

A phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.

Shaun: I've pinned your arm behind your back.

Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.

Ah shit mate by Mein Name ist Ason August 29, 2012

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate 

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Shitmate 

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

Shitmate by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017