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Rip your head off and shit down your neck 

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

Science and shit 

When you know the answer is scientific and you don't care to know how it works but need to explain it to somebody.
Why did they (the manufacturer) make it that way? That's a good question. It's science and shit.
Science and shit by Ayrez December 9, 2014

Shit and run 

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
Shit and run by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018
Word of the Day on February 28, 2018

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
eat shit and die by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
Shit and Split by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

chips and shit 

A gathering with your niggas, usually involving a mexican restaurant or mexican themed event where chips and shit are served. (shit = salsa, queso, or other dipping sauces)

(also known as C and S)
Hey justin, do you want to get some chips and shit for team meal?

Yeah lets get our niggas together and go.
chips and shit by T-Dizzle47 March 1, 2011
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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