Shit Your ass 

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

Shit Your ass by James February 24, 2004

shit in your ass 

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.

Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass

shit in your ass by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018

Shit in Your Ass 

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

Shit in Your Ass by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

Don't wipe your ass before you shit 

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

Don't wipe your ass before you shit by BeHa February 20, 2011

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011