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shit scooper

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.
Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!
shit scooper by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006

The frito shit scoop 

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

scooping shit water 

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
scooping shit water by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

shitscoop 

1. verb to describe person who screws something up

3. noun to describe something generally used to pick up animal poop
1. Hey shitscoop how do you go from 1 to 3 typing definitions?

3: Honey, babe, I know you hear me, can you get the kids to grab this shitscoop and clean up the yard?
shitscoop by Caddywompus84 January 17, 2017
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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