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Shit Pouch 

Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.
Bob: "Jeffrey is going psycho! He's on another rampage again"

Ricardo: "Yeah he's a real shit pouch"
Shit Pouch by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017
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shit pouch 

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”
shit pouch by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

shitcouched 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.
Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.
shitcouched by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

Shittouch 

The action of touching someones shit.
"I went to the toilet and after i was some shitting, i shittouch"
Shittouch by Graham910 November 23, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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