shit on dick 

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

shit on dick by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015

I Shit On Your Dick 

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

I Shit On Your Dick by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

shit on my dick 

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

shit on my dick by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

shit on my dick or blood on my knife by aaron January 23, 2005

shit on a dick 

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.

"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"

shit on a dick by Scott Rait August 15, 2006

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

Shit on your dick gay by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009