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Shit Locker 

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
Shit Locker by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Shit Locker 

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.
Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!
Shit Locker by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

shit locker 

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.
shit locker by Ottawa June 14, 2010

shit locked 

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

penis shit licker 

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.
Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.
penis shit licker by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Shit licker 

Shit licker by Travis May 31, 2004