Shit Lasagne 

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

Shit Lasagne by anonymous April 25, 2024

shit lasagna 

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by theKman77 November 10, 2008

shit lasagna 

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by David Remsen July 5, 2007

shit lasagna 

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

shit lasagna by William Ch August 14, 2006

shit lasagna 

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by soldierguy October 9, 2011