soldierguy's definitions

scottish sheep dog

The act of ejaculating on a woman's forehead, then flipping her hair in front of her face.

I gave this chick a scottish sheep dog last night.

by soldierguy October 10, 2011

shit lasagna

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

by soldierguy October 9, 2011