Definitions by soldierguy

scottish sheep dog 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's forehead, then flipping her hair in front of her face.

I gave this chick a scottish sheep dog last night.

scottish sheep dog by soldierguy October 10, 2011

shit lasagna 

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by soldierguy October 9, 2011