Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

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Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

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Shit logged • Straight-legged shit • shitlagged • shitbagged • shithagged • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

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shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

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shitlagged

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

by shit for brians September 13, 2010

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