Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.

Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not

by Skippykane November 5, 2018

shit kit

a shit kit is where you and ya mates can’t be fucked getting dressed up nicely you put together the weirdest combination of clothes and take the piss out of it!

oi let’s go put out shit kits on

by henners mate 🤟🏽 June 18, 2018

Shit in his Mess Kit

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?

Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!

by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008

Mexican Shit Kitchen

Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.

Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!

by darkproximity August 10, 2009

Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.

I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.

by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019

shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

by Burke July 29, 2005