Shit Guard 

A cup.

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.

Shit Guard by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009

watering a dog shit garden 

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

watering a dog shit garden by jun nakane July 9, 2007

garden of give a shit 

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

garden of give a shit by Jackaction December 31, 2016

shinguards

Noun - an item of protective clothing worn by Goth's when playing Quick Cricket.

"Goth Kenny pound peels forgot his shinguards so therefor had to sit out with Jake the Snake and Big Pat."

shinguards by SuperGothp May 30, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008