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shit crank

n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
by Acting Jack February 7, 2008
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Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024
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crank dat shit

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!
by Lateesha bo beesha August 17, 2007
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crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
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Let's crank this shit up to eleven

normally you'd say let's crank this shit up to eleven because its soemthing really awesome and cool and you wanna take it to the next level
Jack:Dude i got some chronic wanna smoke it?

Tim:Let's crank this shit up to eleven
by skeet bro April 5, 2009
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crank yo shit

means ur about to punch somebody in the face so hard that it sounds off.
"aye nigga u keep fuckin wit me and ima crank yo shit!"
by johnmatt40 March 15, 2008
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shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.
by Hap July 5, 2006
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