Shit Clump 

Snowball-like substance made of shit.

That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!

Shit Clump by Everybody here February 12, 2008

shit-clamp 

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

shit-clamp by jim dandy November 17, 2004

Shitclamp 

Shitclamp "Sh-it-Clah-Mp".

1.) One Who clamps shit.
2.) A Person whom you dislike
3.) An arrogant Redneck
4.) A Random insult

"Listen shitclamp, I don't care what you did with your sister in the walmart bathroom last night, fuck off".

Shitclamp by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

shitclump 

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

shitclump by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003