Sparwood 

A town located by the border of Alberta its so absolutely boring all the kids end up being skids stuck working at the mine for the rest of their life until have to do a piss test. Sparwood is filled with a bunch of under aged kids who get sloshed each weekend and get fried on the week days eventually only two kids from each grad year will be successful.
each kid no mater how they're raised will eventually smoke weed. and if you are a Hutchinson make sure you don't fuck your cousin.

Sparwood heights kid:where do you live
other sparwood kid :Spardell...
Sparwood heights kid: i feel real bad for you

Sparwood by Warthorie September 12, 2018

Sparwood 

A small coal mining town in British Columbia, Canada. There is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. Sparwood is such a boring town that I can not think of anything else to add to this definition.

Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.

The sign outside of Sparwood coming in:
"Haha suckers, you're in Sparwood!"

Sparwood by jcad February 1, 2009

Sparwood 

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

Sparwood by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

Sparwood guy 

Greasier version of Fernie men. Like big trucks and fuckin on the first date

Have you met greasy Nick, he’s a real Sparwood guy

Sparwood guy by Melanie55$ February 27, 2021

Sparwood hunny well 

Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well

When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.

Sparwood hunny well by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

starwood 

1 A hedonistic community of campers who have gathered annually for the past 26 years.
2 A religious/music festival attended by pagans in late July. Held at the Brushwood Center in Sharmen NY
3 The internal feeling of home and purpose felt by the attendees of the Starwood Festival. Also the longing felt 51 weeks of the year in anticipation of the next Starwood.

1 Come to starwood its a great place to tune in and get the creative vibes flowing.
2 Great bands play at Starwood every year and the people who go there really know how to party all night long.
3 Ending a week of camping with my starwood family is a sad parting. But the memories keep me grounded till we gather again.

starwood by Orodar Woods April 28, 2007

Starwood Virgin 

A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.

Last year I was a Starwood virgin. Can I be one again this year if I didn't get laid.

Starwood Virgin by Orodar Woods May 1, 2007