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SHIT CHANGE 

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)
MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."

MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"

MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
SHIT CHANGE by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."
P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.
Change-room Shit by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026