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shit canned 

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!
shit canned by Academic Type January 23, 2005
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shit canned 

a state of being completely wasted
I went out last night and got completely shit canned.
shit canned by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Shit Canned 

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.
Those people in the WTC got shit canned.
Shit Canned by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009

Shit-canned 

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!
Shit-canned by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Shit-canned 

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired
1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
Shit-canned by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

Shit-Canned 

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"
"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"
Shit-Canned by D-i-Z September 11, 2005

shit-canned 

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.
Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.
shit-canned by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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