shit canned 

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

shit canned by Academic Type January 23, 2005

shit canned 

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

shit canned by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Shit Canned 

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

Shit Canned by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009

Shit-canned 

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

Shit-canned by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Shit-canned 

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

Shit-canned by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

Shit-Canned 

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

Shit-Canned by D-i-Z September 11, 2005

shit-canned 

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.

Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.

shit-canned by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009