Shirzad

Also known as Mr. Velocity. Has the arm hair of a champion, could be mistaken for rugs. Despises chipmunk people. Thinks they are guilty.

"Man that guy looks like a total Shirzad"

Venison you Innocent??"

Shirzad by Pat-rick McNamara January 3, 2010

Shirzad

A man who is dark haired, always there for you if you need him a true friend, but also forgetful in closing doors, loves all kinds of animals and people, a real, true, honest soul

Hey my friend picked me up the other day & really looked out for me he really had my back. He was a real Shirzad.

Shirzad by Awmcp27 January 19, 2024

shirzadianed 

The ruining of ones happy thoughts. To be turned into a cynic.

I read Catcher In The Rye and it shirzadianed me

shirzadianed by Mong e November 2, 2013

sherzad

Looking for a handsome, hot guy? Be like Sherzad! He gets all the chicks, without even looking at them! He is a real pussy destroyer, no doubt.

I want to be like Sherzad!! :(

sherzad by Sher1001 March 4, 2017

shitzadent 

1.)(noise) When your pooping and the noise that comes out sounds like tires squealing in a car accident. 2.) (action) you have to poop so bad you almost or don’t make it to the bathroom. Something that could make you prairedog

I almost had a shitzadent. Or I had a shitzadent.

shitzadent by Atoddler July 1, 2020

Shirkadirkadingdong 

similar to the shirkling but a bit smellier and also may have a slight kersch fetish

Found you when your heart was broke
I filled your cup until it overflowed
Took it so far to keep you close (keep you close)
I was afraid to leave you on your own
I said I'd catch you if you fall
And if they laugh, then fuck 'em all (all)
And then I got you off your knees
Put you right back on your feet
Just so you could take advantage of me
Tell me how's it feel sittin' up there
Feeling so high but too far away to hold me
You know I'm the one who put you up there
Name in the sky
Does it ever get lonely?
Thinking you could live Shirkadirkadingdong
Thinking you could live Shirkadirkadingdong

Shirkadirkadingdong by Charles Shirkling The Third May 11, 2021

sheirzad 

hottest man on earth
nickname him sheirzaddy.

sheirzad hella hot

sheirzad by den_mark June 27, 2022