Shirt Squirrel 

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.

Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.

Shirt Squirrel by SimianFriday September 21, 2016

shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

shit a squirrel by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007

Squirrel shit nuts 

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

Squirrel shit 

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

Squirrel shit by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Squirrel that shit 

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

Squirrel that shit by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

nuttier than squirell shit 

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

nuttier than squirell shit by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

shit covered squirel 

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

shit covered squirel by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008