Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

Shirt Crab by Shirt crab May 21, 2018

Crab-shit 

1.)A crab shit is when you have to take a mean shit and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.

billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-shit why?
billy: ok well theres poop on the seat to...
alex: ya i sliped

Crab-shit by my name is 12346 January 6, 2012

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. by Hym Iam September 22, 2023