Crab-shit

1.)A crab shit is when you have to take a mean shit and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.

billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-shit why?
billy: ok well theres poop on the seat to...
alex: ya i sliped

by my name is 12346 January 6, 2012

crabshit

When something in a video game happens that normally shouldn't happen but it happens anyways.

Person talking to themselves: This is crabshit, your not supposed to be able to attack twice in a row.

by yourlocaltopher June 20, 2023