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Survival of the Shittest 

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
Shitest or Shitty = the worst around

Commonly confused with the meaning of "The Shit". The important part of this is without "THE" an entirely different meaning applies.

For example:

1. That concert was shit! = Horrible concert
2. Dude, that concert was the shit! = Great concert

If you apply THE before shitest/shitty you are NOT changing the meaning like shown above. You are simply emphasizing how shitty (horrible) whatever you are referring to.
Example:
1. Wow, your boyfriend forgot about your anniversary? That's shitty. = that's fucked up, break up with him.

2. Bro, you live on the shitest side of town. = Your parents should've picked a better place to raise you.
Shitest by Cupids arrow July 24, 2017
Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.
Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!
shitester by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017
When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.
Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.
shittest by innergameP April 23, 2008

Shitesticles 

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.
Shitesticles by Pollup January 11, 2008

shittest cunt 

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right
shittest cunt by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022