noun
A male human of chinese descent who is fluent at english and french. Has a large quantity of hair situated upon their cranium and are a soul-mate to many. Usually, they are incredibly intelligent, able to solve hard problems and help others that are less fortunate in the brains department. Also very good with girls.
Derived from the french word, Chinois, which means Chinese.
Sam: Sorry mate i don't do physics. Why don't you ask Shinhead over here? Hey Shinhead, can you stop talking with that chick and come over here and help us?
Shinhead: Oh okay then. Right let's see, oh okay, yeah you see how you require the critical velocity to achieve enough kinetic energy and potential energy to circumnavigate the entire circle...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!