awkwardcornerkid's definitions

Shiny Head

When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.

Boy: Babe I have shiny head
Girl: Hoky shit I can see myself!

by awkwardcornerkid January 10, 2017

Pornogrind

A sub-genre of music. Is similar Grindcore or Goregrind, but with intense moaning as vocals.

I fucking love pornogrind!!

by awkwardcornerkid May 18, 2017

Mama Kneeland

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.

Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!

by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019