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An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.
by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019
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When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.
by awkwardcornerkid January 10, 2017
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