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Shining Wizard

I wrestling/shoot fighting move where the victim is seated/kneeling on the ground and the attacked runs at them planting his knee right into his face.
Jimmy Rave just broke Sonjay's nose with that Shining Wizard to the face.
by William Mathews July 30, 2005
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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