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Shirely Phelps Roper 

Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.

Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"
If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.
Shirely Phelps Roper by ledhead September 4, 2008

Shimbly Wingbarker 

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
Shimbly Wingbarker by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

Shively Round Steak 

Go fetch that Shively Round Steak out the fridge, Thundaisia got popped in the eye and it will keep it from gettin swolt.
Surname meaning incredibly sexy person. This person is highly intelligent, very gifted in the looks department.
Incredibly classy, any Shimell is a good catch. But that said, catching yourself a Shimell partner is hard to do. Not only is there many around, they have excellent self control and self respect, so will not let themselves into just anyones arms!
- "Wow, I wish I could date XXXXXXXX Shimell"........"Well, you'd be very lucky, but a Shimell person won't date just anyone, good luck there!"

- "Someone got 100% in the exam"......."Wow, it could only have been XXXXXXX Shimell, they are so clever"
Shimell by JoeFromThePub November 5, 2016

vrez shimey shake

Double vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice.
yo meng, did Andrew invent the "vrez shimey shake"? for reals? amazing. he's a legend.