Shilento

A shilento is the most eco friendliest way of using a toilet when shitting.

The process is as follows:
1. When shitting flush the toilet as your poop is hitting the water.

This will silence the shit and remove most odor as it is instantly being flushed.
2. Leaving the tissue used when washing your asshole behind and not flushing so the next person to use the toilet now has tissue paper ready so their shit is also silent when hitting the water.

Mark: Damn I need a shit but bathroom is packed out
David: Ay don’t worry I did I shilento before don’t worry about it.

by SnakesAndBladders May 10, 2022

Silento’s Asshole

When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.

Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 14, 2020

Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology

Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

Silento

A dumbass dude who said, "You already know who it is," after making his first song. His name also has the word silent in it, which is the exact opposite of what he is.

Silento: You already know who it is!!!
Me: No I don't you dumbass.

by xXNinjaDogeXx October 14, 2016

Silento bussy

The famous silento bussy is the nudes that Silento (therapper) himself leaked all over the media

-Oh no did you saw the Silento leaks!?
-Wait what!
-Silento bussy DUH it was all over twitter!!

by fraisesbg September 11, 2020

Silento

Was first known as watch me whip watch me nae nae but now known as a butthole

Damn did you see how stretched out her silento was

by Pickle Rickkk September 29, 2020

silento

a gay that shot his cousin after saying "you already know who it is!"

silento: *walks in the room*
cousin: hey homie!
silento: *points a gun at cousin*
cousin: noonononnoo!
silento: you already know who it is!!
cousin: FUC- *dies*

by icomeherewhenimbored April 13, 2021