Shilento

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A shilento is the most eco friendliest way of using a toilet when shitting.

The process is as follows:
1. When shitting flush the toilet as your poop is hitting the water.

This will silence the shit and remove most odor as it is instantly being flushed.
2. Leaving the tissue used when washing your asshole behind and not flushing so the next person to use the toilet now has tissue paper ready so their shit is also silent when hitting the water.

Mark: Damn I need a shit but bathroom is packed out
David: Ay don’t worry I did I shilento before don’t worry about it.

Shilento by SnakesAndBladders May 10, 2022

Words you can keep

Silento’s Asshole

When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.

Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole

Silento’s Asshole by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 14, 2020

Related Words

Shilento • silento • Silento bussy • Silentology • SilentoJK • silentomental • Silento’s Asshole • Misha Silentosi • silent observer • Silent opinion

Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology

Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo

Silentology by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

Silento

A dumbass dude who said, "You already know who it is," after making his first song. His name also has the word silent in it, which is the exact opposite of what he is.

Silento: You already know who it is!!!
Me: No I don't you dumbass.

Silento by xXNinjaDogeXx October 14, 2016

Silento bussy

The famous silento bussy is the nudes that Silento (therapper) himself leaked all over the media

-Oh no did you saw the Silento leaks!?
-Wait what!
-Silento bussy DUH it was all over twitter!!

Silento bussy by fraisesbg September 11, 2020

Silento

Was first known as watch me whip watch me nae nae but now known as a butthole

Damn did you see how stretched out her silento was

Silento by Pickle Rickkk September 29, 2020

silento

a gay that shot his cousin after saying "you already know who it is!"

silento: *walks in the room*
cousin: hey homie!
silento: *points a gun at cousin*
cousin: noonononnoo!
silento: you already know who it is!!
cousin: FUC- *dies*

silento by icomeherewhenimbored April 13, 2021

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026