Shifty Pop 

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

Shifty Pop by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

Shitty pop cock 

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

Shitty pop cock by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015

Shitty Dick Pop 

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

Shitty Dick Pop by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

shitty poptart 

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

shitty poptart by puffpufff October 21, 2019

shitty penis popper 

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

shitty penis popper by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

shaftypops 

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

shaftypops by Grant October 14, 2004