Shfarpz
"Did he shfarpz her last night"?
Shfarpz by asemasremalaka April 21, 2013
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shfartza
black person: ayy yoo waduup blood whatchoo be doinnn creepin up in ma crib in da hoood suck ma D u trick ayasss hoee fashizzle make me some coornbrayyyeddd with fried chicken n COO laid aight?
-- i cant understand a damn thing that shfartza is saying!!
-- i cant understand a damn thing that shfartza is saying!!
shfartza by maryanne buckley January 25, 2006
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Shfarpisicum
When you Shit, Fart, Piss and Cum at the exact same time.
Only a handful of events in the past have been recorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Only a handful of events in the past have been recorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Person 1: "Why didn't Joe come to school today?"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"
Shfarpisicum by Firstname McLastname September 15, 2020
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