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Sherwin Williams 

While engaging in sexual activity, the male kneels over his female partner and masturbates with the intention of ejaculating on her face (giving her a facial). Due to his high degree of arousal, he overshoots his target and hits the wall instead. He then spreads said ejaculate on the wall using the female's face and/or hair.
"Dayyuuum, he just gave dat bitch a Sherwin Williams!"
Sherwin Williams by DepravedUSMC February 22, 2014
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Sherwin Williams 

When a male ejaculates into a womans open mouth following intercourse and uses his dick to stir said ejaculate like a paint can/paint stick. Comes in two colors. White and brown.
The maid wanted to try something new so I loaded her mouth up with jizz and stirred it like I was at the Sherwin Williams paint booth!
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sans sheriff 

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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016