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Being OCD like Sherlock Holmes, but at the same time having a sloppy ADHD like personality...
Man, that guy's room is so messed up but but it still seems neat and tidy! That guy must be sherloppy!
Sherloppy by Amadeus Jr. January 5, 2007
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sherlolly 

The pairing/shipping is based off of Sherlock on BBC which centers on Molly Hooper's more-or-less obvious crush on Sherlock and adds to the possible interest from Sherlock. Also revolves around Molly's real importance in Sherlock's life. Often the shipping is undermined by Johnlock unfairly.
Molly: Are you okay? Don't just say you are, because I know what that means—looking sad when you think no one can see you.
Sherlock: You can see me.
Molly: I don't count. What I'm trying to say is, if there's anything I can do—anything you need, anything at all—you can have me. No, I just mean. I mean, if there's anything you need, it's fine.

~~~

Sherlock: You're wrong, you know. You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you. But you were right. I'm not okay.

~~~

Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: If I wasn't everything that you think I am, everything that I think I am, would you still want to help me?
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: You.

~~~

Sherlock Fan 1: Everyone ships Johnlock from Sherlock Holmes! Who couldn't? LOL what's sherlolly?
Sherlock Fan 2: Uh no, not everyone, I ship Sherlolly and John x Mary what's wrong with that?
Sherlock Fan 3: I ship sherlolly too. Not everyone ships Johnlock.
Sherlock Fan 1: ...
sherlolly by therighteousness January 3, 2013
Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
Shloppy by Nickynascar April 7, 2018

shloppy seconds 

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
shloppy seconds by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Shloppy Shannons 

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
Shloppy Shannons by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Sherlolly 

why the fuck would you ship sherlolly when you could ship johnlock

shoeloppy 

when two people engage in cyber intercourse
Sally and I had shoeloppy last night, it was pretty hardcore.
shoeloppy by Milkmytits January 17, 2008
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