She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she doesn't give a damn about what people say about her. She is usually the best at everything she does. Whatever she do she always end up on top. She is, was, and still the smartest person I know. She's a Loyal friend girlfriend or whatever you put her as. She is a badass and super funny. You can never be sad around her. She is super friendly too and she needs to be careful about that. And she should have a small friend group cause she tend to get hurt really fast. She shouldn't have to be sad for no reason.
Stranger: Hey can you help me (sherome) no problem
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!