SheepCripple Share definition Flag A small, sheep-like, pale person who normally has messy hair and trouble with physical activities. "OH my goooosh!!! You're such a SheepCripple, Near!!!" SheepCripple by Jeevas February 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the SheepCripple mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch