when something is so "lit" or "fire" that you make out a loud noise in the form of a SHEEEEEEEEESH. Usually used in combination with the :smiling_imp: (😈) and the :hot_face: (🥵) emojis.
Often said in a high pitched voice and lengthened for effect. You could say this in reaction to truly almost anything, but it is commonly used in reaction to something hype.
WOW you are very bored like me, well you never gonna have sex if u keep searching shit in urban dictionary, i will also never have sex if i keep making definitions here, thank you for reading my definition, enjoy the rickroll.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!