shayfer

A tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large penis. Frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing swamp donkeys to make him their bitch on a regular
basis. Also referred to as "Donkey Kong".

Too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.

by ?-nuts January 29, 2004

shayfer

A tall skinny white male with a large penis and knows how to drink!

Shayfer is the man!

by Shayfer (of course!?) September 3, 2003

Shayfer

The coolest guy you have ever seen! He is always able to make you laugh if you need it, but he is also really immature. The perfect guy for someone. (I wanna go fast)

Bro, I love that, Shayfer, guy!

by Shaydog555 December 12, 2018

Shayfer

A great Guy! He's super funny and will always be there for you! He's super immature and a fixer-upper, but you know he's worth it! He's perfect for you. (I wanna go fast)!!!

Boy I love that Shayfer fella!

by Shaydog555 December 12, 2018

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.

Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :

by mckayla April 7, 2008

shayler

Is beautiful on the inside and out.

And everybody should buy this person presents because she is a goddess.

Shayler is a straight-up goddess let's go buy her lots of presents.

by Relyahs December 18, 2016