Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017