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A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.
Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.
by condour August 05, 2003
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Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.
I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.
by Natasha July 16, 2003
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1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.
"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."
by yukoncornelius April 08, 2003
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noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.
Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.
by CMoebius October 31, 2008
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the act of having placed a fecal turd in an oriface of a female.

also see spacedocking and captain kirk
William Shatner after she came before he did. This big bang ended in a nebula that entered her black hole which caused a time warp and a rift in the cuntinuum and unfortunately

2 days later she gave birth to a son and a klingon and named them both james brown
by kappin klingon sir maam May 14, 2008
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defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice
That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!
by CrissyLynne June 05, 2010
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