A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.
Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.
When someone saves a text message so that the information can be used at a later date; typically for purposes of revenge or humiliation of the sending party.
Blackstone hearkens back to the Rosetta Stone, the well-known dark stone slab which preserved ancient scripts and forgotten languages for thousands of years .
“OMG did you really text that?”
“Yeah, I’m sure she’s going to Blackstone this one. Screenshot and probably sent to her sisters and BFF. I’ll never hear the end of it. SMH.”
“Fucking Blackstone! So much better to say it in person. If it isn’t documented, it didn’t happen.”
