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Klingons.

Singular : Klingon.

Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.

Worf: A very large "klingon".
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
by Skinupman November 21, 2004
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An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.
Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
Do you know klingon?

Ya

Wow you are such a nerd
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A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.
You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006
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Those nasty little balls and shit that get caught in one's butt hair and are a pain to dislodge.
Mom: "Johnny! That's nasty! What are you doing with your hand down the back of your pants!"
Johnny: "Getting rid of some Kling-ons. Want to see them?"
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1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






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