Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.
Child 1: Thou shall not ban our beloved Shartina!
by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023
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shartina

shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.
person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?

person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.

Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.
by shartina June 15, 2023
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Shartina

A beautiful African name given to women who know how to pull back and shart. In fact: the name "Shartina" is actually derived from sharting. In case you didn't know, in African-American culture, it is customary that you simultaneously shit and fart (i.e shart) in order to show your tribe that you are friendly. The scent of your shart shows what you've been eating and drinking, which allowed them to distinguish friend from foe. Shartina is a beautiful, urban, heavy, African-American woman who sharts like there's no tomorrow! The scent of her shart is so intoxicating that many other African-Americans in the area will get aroused and attempt to locate the shart in question. In the end, this is one relic of a beautiful, vibrant culture that is shared among African Americans.
Shartina takes a big, fat shart every time her niggas DeQuandrius and Bon'Queefius grab at her big fat, ghetto booty.

Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!
by ChigginNiggers November 26, 2023
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Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.
Child 1: Hey, wanna go. . decapitate Shartina?
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!
by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023
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