Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

Shart mouse by spacewine March 18, 2014

mickey mouse shirt 

When an individual's man-boobs/boobs and large gut cause a shirt being worn to take the shape of mickey mouse's head and ears.

Person A: "Nice mickey mouse shirt, tubby!"
Person B: "I'm just big boned!"

mickey mouse shirt by ld1575 April 17, 2016

shartmousa 

A distinguished individual who cannot hold his gas and excrement inside of his body for any extended period. Whilst Shartmousa is a delightful person they also have the tendencies to call someone a "fat cunt" at the slightest provocation. Their obsession with people of the ginger persuasion is borderline criminal. Despite all of this however Shartmousa's have a large, albeit gassy, heart which should always be cherished no matter what

Usage: Bro, that fart was disgusting

Yeah man, I ripped a fat Shartmousa

shartmousa by tobemousa November 23, 2021