Sharp as a Marble

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

Sharp as a Marble by j99barker June 29, 2016

Get merch

Get the Sharp as a Marble mug.

See more merch

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles by John Joe September 20, 2012

Get merch

Related Words

Sharp as a Marble • You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles • Sharp as a Beach Ball • sharp as a tack • Sharp as a whip • Sharp as a butchers tit • Sharp as a mop • sharp as a nuns chisel • sharp as a sack of bricks • sharp as a sphere